Things to Do in a Public Bathroom
*Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

*Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

* Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before."

*Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

*Say, "Now how did that get there?"

*Fill up a large flask with apple juice. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors cubicle yelling,"Whoa ! Easy boy !!" ( if ur a lad that iz lol )

*Spread peanut butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the cubicle wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?

*Play a well known tune over and over again on your bum cheeks.

* Lower a small mirror underneath the cubicle wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
Things to Do in an Elevator

*When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
*Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
*Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
*Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
* Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
* Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
* Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
* Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
* Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
* When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
*Swat at flies that don't exist.
* Call out, "Group Hug!" and then enforce it.
*Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
*Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
*Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
*Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
* Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
* Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"

*sniggers*

haha jokes y'all.

ciaO**

7:28 pm ♥